According to the author of “Good Flag, Bad Flag”, the fabric of his pamphlet is woven from universal principles and from compiled wisdom, but in truth it is woven from air, and it is as imaginary as the cloth in the classic fairy tale “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. Just as in that allegory, in which swindlers posing as weavers convince an emperor and his subjects that anyone who cannot see the cloth that they have pretended to weave is worthy of derision, the author of Good Flag, Bad Flag, posing as a flag design expert, has convinced people across the world that great flags always have simple designs, in spite of evidence to the contrary that they can easily see with their own eyes, and that if they have not woven their flags with the fabric of his pamphlet, their flags are worthy of mockery, and by extension themselves. Because his lies have been so often repeated, they have given him the undeserved fame that he so long ago planned out for himself.

You are cordially invited to read the PDF: Good Flag Bad Flag is Rubbish
Given that for the most part they chunder up the same twaddle as Good Flag, Bad Flag, all of the flag design booklets that have been depicted below are rubbish as well:

And should the reader be unaware of the original rubbish that is being referred to:

Here is one of Ted Kaye’s most recent and revealing, self-serving humblebrags: